Denial: "I am going to fit into these jeans again someday".
Anger: "If only I had stayed on that diet, these would have fit by now, ugh!"
Bargaining: "Just give me another try, I promise, I will get into them again."
Depression: "I may never be a size 16-18 again. (Sob, boo hoo, sob)".
Acceptance: "Good-bye jeans. You've taken up too much space in my life for too long. If I need you again, I know where the Goodwill is."