It's my party and I'll cry if I want too.
No one came to my party...it would have been so much fun. I have no friends...at least my mom showed up to take my picture.
Can you believe they got me Curious George hats! I really wanted Clifford! I can't believe they didn't get me the ones I wanted!
Does this hat make me look fat?
Lura, why didn't you come to my party!!
I'm too sexy for this hat, too sexy for this hat, so sexy, yaaaaahhhh!
I can't believe I trimmed my beard and mustache, got a hair cut, booked this party room, bought these super cool hats and NO ONE came to my party!
Why does everyone always use curious George decorations for my birthday parties, just because my name is George doesn't mean I like this dang monkey!!!!
Charity is on a roll. Once she gets started she just can't stop. He is thinking...I am wearing someone else stinky bowling shoes and I don't have socks...I hope I don't catch anything.
Jacob thinks he's saying "Why in the world did I come to this dumb party?"
I am trying to look at pittiful as possible so you can put my picture on the "PLEASE DATE ME, I'M JUST A SAD DORK" website.
This guy is thrilled with his choice to take his "Personal" photo in a bowling alley. It works great for his ad. This is the ad that is put beside his singles ad on the above website..*YOU THINK GEORGE IS CURIOUS..SPEND AN EVENING WITH ME* BIG BOWLING BALLS DON'T INTIMIDATE ME IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN* I AM SAD BECAUSE I WAS DREAMING ABOUT YOU BABY AND I JUST WOKE UP* I AM A ONE-MAN PARTY BABY DOLL* I COULDN'T SCORE A TURKEY BUT HOW ABOUT A CUTIE??* I KNOW HOW TO STAND IN ANOTHER MAN'S SHOES...JUST LOOK AT MY FEET* YOU ARE RIGHT UP MY ALLEY* I AM ON A ROLL* IF YOU LIKE FINE DINING, JUST LOOK AT THE SELECTIONS TO EAT BEHIND ME. I AM ALL ABOUT VARIETY BABY.
Does anyone understand Sonya's brain??? How does she come up with this stuff???
I went to a birthday party and all I got was this stupid hat.
She doesn't think like normal people. It's a gift. I don't know who Lindsey is but that was funny.
Additions to his single's ad fromt he picture.* THIS HAT AINT THE ONLY THING THAT CAN STAND UPRIGHT* WHEN MY EYES SEE YOU, THEY WILL NO LONGER BE BLUE*CALL ME AND TURN MY FROWN UPSIDE DOWN* DID I MENTION THAT I HAVE MY OWN TEETH, HAIR AND MY MOM EMBROIDERED THIS SHIRT FOR ME? SHE IS TALENTED.Okay I am running out of these..OBVIOUSLY!
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