The girl in the towel just found out by secret email that her boyfriend (the man in the hotub) cheated on her. She asked him over for a frolic in the hottub, he obliged and is waiting for her to pull the towel off and climb in. What he doesn't know, is she filled the tub with flesh eating sea creatures and his "badonkey donk" is about to be eaten alive. She is pleased with herself..her plan worked!!!
YOU'RE KILLIN ME..........
"Thank you God for Beano"
"Honey, why is that helicopter hovering over our skylight?"
Maybe if I get him drunk enough, he won't notice that extra 10 pounds I've gained.
"He thinks he's so funny! I'm totally faking this laugh!"
That aint all she's faking...
I love the helicopter one. I couldn't think of anything?
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