Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Friday, March 19, 2010
Till death do us part...
I asked Tim if he would put one of these at my place of burial after I die. He didn't seem to feel it was appropriate.Sunday, February 14, 2010
Wednesday, December 23, 2009
Thursday, November 19, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Heard Around Here
Heard from Isaiah:
"Mommy, Miss Michelle has hair in her nose". Miss Michelle is a 16 year old Awana leader at church.
Last night at dinner, "Mommy, I have a pea stuck in my nose". Yes, he did. I promptly removed it and he promptly ate it.
"Mommy, Miss Michelle has hair in her nose". Miss Michelle is a 16 year old Awana leader at church.
Last night at dinner, "Mommy, I have a pea stuck in my nose". Yes, he did. I promptly removed it and he promptly ate it.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
What are they thinking?
We haven't played this game for awhile. So, go ahead. Tell me what they are thinking!
Monday, January 19, 2009
Ohio Winter
Received this in an email and had to share!
Ohio Winter Poem
It's winter in Ohio
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At twenty-five below.
Oh, how I love Ohio
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Ohio
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!!
Friday, October 17, 2008
Heard Around Here
Isaiah: "I WANT AN APPLE".
Me: "I want peace and quiet".
Isaiah: "You want a PIECE of me?"
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
The funniest thing I've seen today...
This morning Ethan asked me if he could play with one of my wooden spoons. This is not unusual, so I gave it to him to play with.
A little bit later I see him chasing his brothers and saying "hootie, hootie, hootie". I (thinking he is going to hit them) tell him that I don't think that is such a good idea. He said, "But mom, I'm the chef from the Muppets and I'm chasing the chickens so I can cook them".
(Thanks Amanda for letting us borrow your Muppet videos!)
A little bit later I see him chasing his brothers and saying "hootie, hootie, hootie". I (thinking he is going to hit them) tell him that I don't think that is such a good idea. He said, "But mom, I'm the chef from the Muppets and I'm chasing the chickens so I can cook them".
(Thanks Amanda for letting us borrow your Muppet videos!)
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Where do you get that from?
This morning Isaiah was running around in his pull up with a pair of his brothers underwear on his head. I asked him if he got that (strangeness) from daddy's side of the family. He said "no, I got it from the drawer".
Saturday, July 05, 2008
Heard Around Here
Me: "Boys, you have 5 minutes till bedtime".
Them: "We're going to put you in a cage and throw you to the sharks".
Me: "Yeah! I like being thrown to sharks".
Them: "They will eat you. They have sharp teeth".
Me: "Yeah! I like being eaten by sharks".
Them: "They will eat you and you won't be able to see your computer all the time".
Me: "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh. Now that is scary!".
Us: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha".
Them: "We're going to put you in a cage and throw you to the sharks".
Me: "Yeah! I like being thrown to sharks".
Them: "They will eat you. They have sharp teeth".
Me: "Yeah! I like being eaten by sharks".
Them: "They will eat you and you won't be able to see your computer all the time".
Me: "Aaaaaaaahhhhhhh. Now that is scary!".
Us: "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha".
Monday, December 31, 2007
What is he thinking?
And to end the old year with smile, how about a round of "What is he thinking?". Leave your comments below or in the chat box to the right hand side of the blog.
Friday, December 21, 2007
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Friday, July 13, 2007
52 Years Ago
I got these in an email and thought they were funny! What will it be like in another 52 years?
Just 52 years ago! Comments made in the year 1955:
"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20."
"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one."
"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous."
"Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?"
"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."
"When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage."
"Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls."
"I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Gone With The Wind,' it seems every new movie has either "hell" or "damn" in it. "I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas "
"Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the president."
"I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now."
"It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet." "It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work."
"Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more; those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat."
"I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business."
"Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government."
"The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on."
"There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel."
"No one can afford to be sick any more; $35 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood."
"If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it."
Just 52 years ago! Comments made in the year 1955:
"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20."
"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one."
"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous."
"Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?"
"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."
"When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage."
"Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls."
"I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Gone With The Wind,' it seems every new movie has either "hell" or "damn" in it. "I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas "
"Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the president."
"I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now."
"It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet." "It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work."
"Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more; those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat."
"I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business."
"Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to government."
"The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on."
"There is no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel."
"No one can afford to be sick any more; $35 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood."
"If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it."
Thursday, June 14, 2007
Monday, June 04, 2007
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)